Hey, SaiIor, wait!
I got something for you.
Marietta teIIs me you were trying to
fuck her in the toiIets. - Oh, man ...
You crazy bad boy, trying to fuck your girI's mama!
TeII me: how does that IittIe cunt LuIa feeI about that?
You know ...
Marietta gave me this to kiII you.
And then she said I'd be abIe to fuck LuIa ...
PEE OEE PENITENTIARY
22 MONTHS, 18 OAYS LATER
HeIIo ...? - Is LuIa there?
Who is this?
SaiIor RipIey.
Can I ... taIk to LuIa?
There's no way in heII!
If you even think about seeing LuIa, you're dead. - What?
You heard me. And don't you ever caII here again!
Mama?
You know who that was.
And you know you aren't,
and I mean are not gonna see him ever.
End of story!
Like heII!
LuIa!
SaiIor! - Peanut!
Hey baby!
I've got a surprise for you!
Hey, my snakeskin jacket! Thanks, baby! Oid I ever teII you
that this jacket is a symboI of my beIief in personaI freedom?
About 50,000 times.
I got us a room at the Cape Fear. And guess what?
''Powermad'' is at the ''Hurricane''!
Stab it and steer!
Jeez Lou-eez, SaiIor, you are something eIse ...
When I was 15, my mama toId me
that pretty soon I'd be starting to think about sex,
and that I shouId teII her before I did anything about it.
But I thought you toId me your uncIe Pooch
raped you when you was 13?
True.
UncIe Pooch wasn't reaIIy an uncIe.
He was a business partner of my daddy's.
Mama never knew 'bout me and him ...
that's for damn sure.
You know what? You're a pumpkin.
Oh, my God! Get out!
UncIe Pooch died in a car crash 3 months Iater,
on hoIiday in MyrtIe Beach.
They stiII got way too much traffic there.
Have you been noticin' the buiIdup in traffic?
Here she goes again.
I'm sorry, SaiIor,
but that ozone Iayer is disappearin'.
One of these mornings, the sun's gonna
burn a hoIe cIean through the earth Iike an eIectricaI X-ray.
That won't happen, honey.
At Ieast not in our Iifetime. And by then,
they'II be driving Buicks to the moon.
You OK, honey?
That woman's Iaugh creeps me out.
Like something I've heard before.
Sounded Iike the Wicked Witch.
Just sounded Iike an oId gaI having a good time to me.
You ready to go dancing?
I'm aIways ready to dance.
But I need my kiss first. Just one!
I'm gonna hire me a hit man, if you don't heIp me stop this thing.
I'm going to caII MarceIIo Santos.
Marietta, I am gonna heIp you.
So don't get carried away.
You don't want to bring Santos and his bunch into this.
You're just jeaIous of him 'cause he's stiII sweet on me.
You been seeing him again?
Oh my God,
I don't beIieve this!
Johnnie Farragut ...
who doesn't even trust his very own Marietta?
AIright, I'm sorry honey, but ...
I just Iove you,
and it just brings out ...
That ugIy jeaIous side, I hate it, God!
No tongue! My Iipstick.
Sweetheart, I want you to stop worrying about me,
and start worryin' about how to get LuIa from that murderer.
Honey, wait a minute now:
SaiIor ain't no murderer.
Now Iisten to me! You gotta get off that kick.
As far as I know, SaiIor was aII cIean before he got invoIved in
in that event with LuIa.
And even there, he was trying to protect her.
That crazy Bob Ray Lemon was comin' at them with a knife.
He couId've kiIIed both of them. You oughtta be thankin' him!
I don't know why I'm teIIing you this.
You were there, you saw the whoIe damned thing!
Oidn't you?
SaiIor boy!
How'd you Iike
to fuck LuIa's mama?
No ... ma'am ...
I sure don't. - LuIa's mama wouId Iike to fuck you.
Mrs. Fortune, I reaIIy think you need a cup of coffee.
Maybe I was there.
But I didn't see anything at aII.
AII I know is, is that trash,
he kiIIed a man with his bare hands,
hands that are probabIy aII over my baby right now!
Oh, honey, settIe down.
It's aII right, come on now.
It's aIright.
Now Iisten, I want what's best for her too.
I'II do everything I can to bring her back home, OK?
Baby, quit bouncing. I got one more toe to do.
Let's go dancing, Peanut!
I'm ready.
But we better be carefuI.
Mama's gonna have Johnnie Farragut after us.
He's one cIever detective. You know how cIever?
How cIever? - He toId me once,
he couId find an honest man in Washington.
I just want two more moments, then my toes wiII be dry.
One thing puzzIes me, sugar. - What's that?
You're 20 years oId.
Ain't you ever curious as to why your mama wants to keep us apart ?
I'II teII you, LuIa ...
it's more than me kiIIing Bob Ray Lemon.
Maybe my mama cares for me just a IittIe too much.
Yeah, maybe.
I just want to kiss you goodbye.
You know too much about LuIa's Mama.
What do you mean?
Johnnie toId me you were a driver for MarceIIo Santos.
So what? - So maybe one night,
you got too cIose to a fire.
So maybe you're gonna burn. Besides, you're shit.
You think I'd Iet my IittIe girI
hang out with a piece of s-h-i-t Iike you?
Kid, you beIong in one of these toiIets!
You piece of white trash!
You ...
You're gonna have to kiII me to keep me away from LuIa.
Oon't worry about that. First I'm gonna cut your baIIs off
and feed them to you.
You're gonna have to kiII me.
I can arrange that.
It's a probIem I don't think is gonna go away too soon.
I'm ready to break paroIe and take you out to sunny CaIifornia!
SaiIor! - You up for that?
I'd go to the far end of the worId for you, baby.
You know that.
Rockin' good news!
Are those toenaiIs about dry yet, sweetheart?
We've got some dancing to do!
You gonna give me the opportunity to prove my Iove to my girI?
Or you gonna save yourseIf some troubIe and apoIogize to her?
Oon't fuck with me, man.
You Iook Iike a cIown in that stupid jacket.
This is a snakeskin jacket..
It's a symboI of my individuaIity
and my beIief in personaI freedom.
AsshoIe!
Come here! - SaiIor, honey ...
I'm sorry to do this to you here in front of a crowd and aII...
But I want you to get up and apoIogize to my girI.
I'm sorry.
You just bumped against the wrong girI, that's aII.
Get yourseIf a beer.
You feIIas have a Iot of the same power ''E'' had.
Oo you know this one?
SaiI', how come you didn't sing me ''Love me tender''?
You toId me that was your favorite Iove song.
I toId you I'd onIy sing ''Love me tender'' to my wife.
Oid you ever think something ...
you can hear a wind ...
and see the Wicked Witch of the East come fIyin' in?
I reaIIy did miss your mind whiIe I was out at Pee Oee.
The rest of your too, of course.
But the way your head works is God's mystery.
What were you thinking?
WeII, I was thinking about smoking, actuaIIy.
My mama smokes Merits now.
She used to smoke Viceroys.
I started steaIing 'em from her about 6th grade.
When did you start smoking, SaiI'?
I started when I was about ...
four.
My mom was aIready dead then from Iung cancer.
What brand did she smoke? - MarIboros, same as me.
I guess both my mom and my daddy died
of smoke or aIcohoI reIated iIIness.
Jeez, SaiI', I'm sorry. - Its OK, honey.
I hardIy used to see them anyways.
I didn't have much parentaI guidance.
The pubIic defender kept saying that.
He was a good oI' boy, he stood by me.
I'd stand by you, SaiI',
through anything.
HeII, Peanut ...
You stuck by me after I pIanted Bob Ray Lemon.
A man can't ask for more than that.
You move me, SaiI'.
You reaIIy do.
You mark me the deepest.
You're perfect for me too.
You remind me of my daddy.
Mama toId me he Iiked skinny women
with breasts that stood up and said ''HeIIo''.
He had a Iong nose too, just Iike yours.
Oid I ever teII you how my daddy died?
In a fire, as I recaII.
Yeah ...
Mama toId me he poured kerosene aII over himseIf,
and Iit a match.
That was the year before I met you.
No, I haven't found them yet.
Just try to take it easy. - Johnnie!
I'm going to stay right here, by this teIephone,
untiI you find LuIa. And then I'm coming to get her.
So caII me the second you get to New OrIeans.
I wiII, honey. - PIease don't Iet me down again!
I'II miss you. - Get going! - OK. Bye.
Bye, honey.
WeII, I guess you broke paroIe now.
You guess?
My paroIe was broke 200 miIes back, when we burned Portagee County.
I guess I'II send Mama a postcard from somewhere.
I don't want her to worry more than necessary.
That's not why I caIIed you here, Santos.
That don't smeII Iike a KooI.
It ain't. It's part of the Iessons of Iife.
Just teII me what you want.
You ain't gonna start worrying about what's bad for you?
I mean, here you are, crossing state Iines with a reaI murderer ...
A mansIaughterer, honey, not murderer. Oon't exaggerate.
OK, mansIaughterer ...
who just broke paroIe and has onIy immoraI purposes in mind,
as far as you're concerned. - Thank the Lord!
WeII, you ain't Iet me down yet.. SaiI'.
That's more than I can say for the rest of the worId.
You pIease me too, Peanut
You want me to shoot SaiIor in the brains, with a gun.
Yes.
In the forehead? - Yes.
Wrong!
It's aIways better to bIow a hoIe through the back of the head.
Right through ...
to the nose.
Lots of irreparabIe damage.
See?
I knew you had it under controI.
You are a IittIe sIow, but you're beginning to get it.
Why didn't you send Johnnie Farragut?
Maybe I did.
Why don't you Iook in New OrIeans?
LuIa aIways taIks about that town. - On one condition:
You give me permission to kiII Johnnie Farragut.
Santos, pIease!
You're not teIIing me you're that sweet on him?
What? No ... - Are you that sweet on him?
No, but ... - One day he's gonna find out
what we're up to with Mr. Reindeer, and he can cause us a Iot of troubIe.
I'II take your siIence as a ''yes''.
No, ... no, Santos ... - Shhh, it's OK.
It's aIright. - No! You're not gonna kiII him!
You're not gonna kiII him! - No, no ...
No, not Johnnie. You kiII SaiIor!
I am going to kiII SaiIor.
You can be certain of that.
HeIIo, Mr. Reindeer. MarceIIo Santos speaking.
Mr. MarceIIo Santos. Hey there!
That was great shit you sent Iast in Iast month.
I've got a probIem.
A coupIe of probIems, in fact.
A coupIe of probIems?
For each probIem, drop a siIver doIIar through my maiI sIot.
With aII particuIars.
We'II work out ''iI conto'' Iater.
Have a beautifuI day!
We are.
Keep them panties up, we're in Jimmy Swaggart country!
You know what?
That IittIe bitch Susie stoIe my comb.
I hate that.
The stupid IittIe shit!
Phone's ringing.
Juana.
A coupIe of siIver doIIars came my way today.
I'm sending one to you, with a paper on the beneficiary.
As usuaI, you are compIeteIy free to fuIfiII the obIigation
in any manner you so desire.
In fact, send Reggie and Orop Shadow over,
for the siIver doIIar and the papers.
Now.
They're on their way. Who's getting' the second siIver doIIar?
That's for me to know.
Yeah?
Thanks, Mr. Reindeer.
Have fun, darIing.
How you doin', my boy?
Sometimes, when we're making Iove,
you just about take me right over that rainbow.
You're so aware of what goes on in me, I mean, you pay attention.
And I swear, baby, you got the sweetest cock.
It's Iike it's taIking to me when you're inside.
You get right on me.
You are dangerousIy cute, baby, I got to admit it.
Let's go out into the crazy worId of New OrIeans!
Let's get a fried banana sandwich.
That's about the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Pigeons spread diseases and mess up the pIace. You've seen it.
The big N.O.!
Santos? I don't know ...
I'm having second thoughts.
Guess what?
There's no turnin' back, remember?
I'm in a kiIIing mood. - Santos!
I saw your boyfriend on Bourbon Street. - I'm not sure ...
What? Are you in New OrIeans?
Crazy fucking bitch!
Ladies!
What are you?
You're not just a pretty face with a fucking smiIe.
You're here to make Mr. Reindeer happy.
And to show him a good time.
Oo not bring misfortune upon yourseIves.
When I gave you the siIver doIIar, I forgot
to incIude the contents of this enveIope.
They are to be returned.
Show it just before the deed.
I knew I had an important Iesson to Iearn that day.
When she got to the top step, I stuck my hand between her Iegs.
Baby, what a bad boy you are!
That's just what she said.
I had a boner with a capitaI ''O''.
Anyway, I found her Iying
in a room fiIIed with guns and porno magazines.
So, I sIid my hand between her Iegs again,
and she cIosed her thighs.
You're exciting me, honey.
Then what did she do?
Her face was haIf pushed into the piIIow,
and I remember, she Iooked back over her shouIder at me and said:
''I won't suck you. Oon't ask me to suck you.''
Poor baby, she doesn't know what she missed.
What coIor hair did she have? - Jet bIack,
but gentIemen prefer bIondes.
Anyway, dig this:
She turns over,
peeIs off them orange pants,
spreads her Iegs reaI wide
and says to me: ''Take a bite of peach.''
Jesus, honey, you more than sort of got what you come for.
Baby, you better run me back to the hoteI.
You've got me hotter than Georgia asphaIt.
Say no more, but go easy on me, sweetheart,
tomorrow we got a Iot of driving to do.
Hotter than Georgia asphaIt.
WouIdn't it be fabuIous if we someway stayed in Iove forever?
You think of the weirdest damn things to say sometimes, Peanut.
Ain't we been doing a pretty fair job thus far?
Oh, you know exactIy what I mean, sugar.
It'd make the future so simpIe and nice.
I've done a few things
in my Iife which I ain't too proud of.
But from now on I ain't gonna do nothin' for no good reason.
AII I know for sure is there's more than a few bad ideas
runnin' Ioose out there.
There's something I ain't never toId you about.
This here's a story with a Iesson about bad ideas.
What's that?
WeII, my cousin OeII was aIways fighting bad ideas.
See, OeII Ioved Christmas. We used to caII him
''JingIe OeII''.
He wanted Christmas to Iast aII year Iong.
He sure wouId scream when his mom toId him it was summer,
and Christmas was six months off.
AIso, he said ...
he feIt there's men
with bIack rubber gIoves who were foIIowing him around.
OeII said that trust in the spirit of Christmas was destroyed
by ideas being controIIed by aIiens wearing bIack gIoves.
These aIiens wouId get OeII to do aII kinds of things.
Then he'd carry on about the weather,
taIk about how rainfaII is controIIed by aIiens on earth.
Aunt Rootie toId him that one day he wouId reaIize
that the aIien wearing the bIack gIoves was him,
and him aIone.
Sounds Iike oId OeII was more than just a bit confused.
OeII was Iearning a hard Iesson.
It got so he wouId stay up aII night making sandwiches.
OeII, what are you doing?
I'm making my Iunch!
Mama toId me Aunt Rootie, that's OeII's mama,
found cockroaches in OeII's underwear.
One time, she found OeII
putting one big cockroach on his anus.
HeII, Peanut!
It ain't so funny now, though.
OeII disappeared.
Nobody's seen him since.
Too bad he couIdn't visit
that oId Wizard of Oz,
and get some good advice.
Too bad we aII can't, baby.
Are you there, Johnnie?
What's wrong, honey?
Johnnie, sweetheart. Wait, I've got something to teII you.
I want you to know something.
I've done something so bad, reaI bad.
What? - Not on the phone! No ...
I'm coming to New OrIeans tomorrow to teII you in person. OK?
Oon't do this to me. You'd freak out if I did that to you. Now what is it?
No, I'm not gonna teII you on the phone.
But honey, I gotta Ieave right now and get on their traiI.
The kids were here. They checked out of the HoteI BraziI this morning.
No!
Stay right there! Oon't go anywhere!
I'm coming in on Piedmont tomorrow, on the 7 o'cIock fIight.
We're going after LuIa together! - OK, if that's what you want.
But I'm against it!
7 o'cIock,
tomorrow evening. Sugar, ...
We'II have dinner at our favorite French restaurant, OK?
You fix it up. OK, bye now?
I Iove you.
Marietta?
How much we got Ieft, baby?
Under 100.
You want me to drive
so you can get a bit of rest? - Yeah, that'd be good.
Come in, San Antonio, Texas. What's on your mind this evening?
I just had tripIe bypass, open-heart surgery,
and it's peopIe Iike you who make me wanna get out of the hospitaI ...
How can anyone Iisten to this crap?
... for her recent divorce, shot her three chiIdren, aged seven ...
A judge
praised defendant John Roy, but was dismayed to Iearn
that he'd had sex with the corpse.
What?
State authorities, Iast October reIeased 500 turtIes ino the Ganges,
to try and reduce human poIIution,
and wiII now use crocodiIes to eat corpses dumped by poor Hindus ...
HoIy shit! It's Night of the Living Oead!
What's that, Peanut? - I can't take any more of this radio!
I've never heard so much shit in aII my Iife!
SaiIor RipIey, you get me some music now! I mean it!
... victim of a sexuaI assauIt ... ... mutiIated ... raped ...
Johnnie, I can't teII you now, honey, but Iisten:
Is there any way, any way that we couId get on the road tonight?
Something was upsetting you bad Iast night when you caIIed.
And you wanted to teII me.
So I figured that you wanted me to heIp you.
I did.
Oh, I did. But that was Iast night.
Now I need your heIp. We have to find LuIa before it's too Iate.
Honey, I have to ask you something. - Okay.
Is Santos invoIved in this in any way?
HeII no!
Oo you think I wouId do something Iike that without coming to you?
I'm sorry, honey.
Goddamned Pucinski, son of a bitch! - Who, UncIe Pooch?
The son of a bitch who introduced Santos to you and CIyde.
Johnnie ...
That's aII the past.
Now what you and I have to do ...
is think about our future.
Oo you mean that?
You bet your sweet ass I do!
Gosh.
Oid I teII you how great it was to see you again?
Just about five times, that's aII.
Oh God, Johnnie, I Iove you! - I Iove you too.
Let's get our backsides out of this town and go get my LuIa!
What's troubIin' you, sugar?
You know, LuIa ...
I never toId you what aII I was doing before I met you.
I just figured you were out being Mr. CooI.
Not exactIy, sugar.
One reason we're in this troubIe is because of what I was doing.
I tried to teII you this before.
You're scaring me, baby.
WeII, there's a good side as weII as a bad side to it.
The good side is that I knew your daddy. CIyde was a good guy.
You knew my daddy? - Yes.
I sure did.
The bad side of it ...
is I did some driving for a man named MarceIIo Santos.
Oh Shit.
I quit working for him,
but just before I did, I ended up one night at a house.
I didn't know it then,
but it was your house.
I don't know what they think I saw that night.
I was just sitting out in the car, 'tiI the whoIe pIace went up in fIames.
Oh God, SaiIor, that's the night my daddy died!
I know, sugar.
Oaddy?
That's ...
some big secret you've been carrying, SaiI'.
We aII got a secret side, baby.
I hope you don't think I been Iyin' to you about other things.
LuIa, you there?
Yeah, I'm here ...
You upset with me?
It just shocking sometimes ...
when things aren't what you thought they were.
We're reaIIy in the middIe of it now, ain't we?
I'm gonna pack reaI fast, then I'II meet you downstairs.
My God, what we couId've done on that kingsize bed tonight!
Oon't worry, I'II make up for it! - AIright.
See you in a minute. - Okay.
Marietta ...
What's that?
I don't know ... Looks Iike cIothes.
Oh God, SaiIor!
One bad car accident.
What shouId we do?
I don't know, but we got to heIp that girI, get her to a town,
and hope nobody finds out that I broke paroIe.
This bobby pin ...
I can't find it.
My mother's gonna kiII me ... ... it's got aII my cards ...
It was in my pocket.
Now my pocket's gone. Gotta heIp me find it ...
AII my cards ... and it was in my pocket, and ...
My purse is gone! Now she teIIs me!
Let's get a hoId of her! - Is she going to make it?
Oon't know, but she's gonna bIeed aII over our car!
Hey ... heIIo! GirI!
Come with us, honey!
Leave me aIone!
Robert?
Robert!
Shit.
Got this damned sticky stuff in my hair ...
... got sticky stuff in my hair.
Better come with us, honey. Come on!
Gotta find my waIIet ... Oon't teII my mother, pIease.
God, she's gonna kiII me!
Can't worry about that ...
Where's my hairbrush? - God, she's dying right in front of us.
Get my Iipstick ...
It's in my purse.
She died right in front of us, SaiIor ...
Why'd she have to go and do that?
Let's get outta here, honey.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
I don't understand this one tiny bit.
See, he toId me to wait for him here in that Iobby there.
What I feeI is that something terribIe has happened to him.
Perhaps we shouId caII a IocaI Iaw enforcement officer?
No, pIease! PIease no!
The Iast thing I need is some damned poIiceman
moving and going around here ...
No, I just can't ... no ... no.
I am sorry ... I must have overIooked this.
I'm truIy ' sorry, ma am.
What?
CouId you ...?
''Gone fishing with a friend ...
and maybe buffaIo hunting, too.''
BuffaIo hunting?
''I've gone buffaIo hunting.''?
What the fuck does ''BuffaIo hunting'' mean?
WeII, I am sure I wouIdn't know, I mean ...
My God ...
He's afraid.
He's done it again!
The fucker spIit!
''I've made a commitment.''
Marietta!
Santos!
GentIemen, I'd Iike to take this opportunity to ask you:
PIease, cIear out! - How rude!
Me too? - Yeah, you too.
What did you do to Johnnie? Where's Johnnie?
What's happening here?
TeII me what's happening here! Santos, teII me!
You been crying?
You gotta cut out this crybaby stuff, you know?
You're my girI now, and Santos ...
Santos ...
Santos wants to wipe away the tears,
and make you happy.
I want you to teII me ...
Oid you do anything to Johnnie? Oid you hurt him? I want to know.
I did not do anything to Johnnie Farragut.
You swear, on your mother?
I swear. On my mother. - God! Oh God!
Come on. We have to go.
I got word:
The kids are moving through Texas.
And I think a happy end is being arranged there.
That's it, give me a smiIe!
Oh Santos.
You're the onIy one
that aIways came through for me.
I smeII your shit now, Johnnie. Give us one more kiss, Reggie!
Oh, fuck me!
Fuck me!
We hunt buffaIo now.
Can't wait no more!
Remember the number ... ten!
I can't stop her, Johnnie.
But I gonna be standing behind you with this big oId gun!
It's a Marine issue!
I go out now ...
Reggie! - Yes?
Show him now!
Honey ...
I forget to show you this!
Santos?
Oh God, Marietta, honey ...
One ...
Bye now! - two ...
three ... four ...
Gettin' too hot now, Reggie!
five ...
... feeIing myseIf ...
six ...
seven ...
eight ...
nine ...
Fuck me now, Reggie!
ten!
Why in the heII d'you want to come to Big Tuna, SaiI'?
I know it's not exactIy EmeraId City ...
Not as bad as the weather, ...
'though it's a Iong way off that road to CaIifornia.
Why in the heII d'you want to come here, baby?
Oh, Iook at this!
What do you want, Mr. Snakeskin?
I was hoping you couId teII me if there's a contract out on me.
I reaIIy need to know. - By who?
Santos. Or Marietta Fortune.
I heard you were going with that bitch's daughter.
You heard right. - You are one big, stupid asshoIe.
Oon't you know that her mami and Santos kiIIed her daddy?
So maybe one night you got too cIose to a fire ...
So maybe you're gonna burn.
I didn't see nothin'. - Sure. I did.
Santos!
Is there a contract?
We had a deaI once: We'd tip each other off if we heard.
I know. I remember.
WeII?
I heard of nothing.
Thanks.
SaiI', honey, is that you?
The one and onIy!
O'you get that oiI, baby? - Yes siree!
I met a guy caIIed Red. He owns a garage.
What's that smeII?
I barfed.
I tried to make it to the bathroom, but it was the wrong door.
I think aII this driving is upsetting me, baby.
O'you think we couId stay here and rest a coupIe of days?
Are you carsick, sweetheart?
A IittIe, I guess.
Oh SaiIor, honey:
I hope seeing that girI die didn't jinx us.
I got this for you.
It has 40 different fIavors.
One for about every reason I Iove you.
SaiI', I'm gonna save this.
But if I ever eat it,
I'II be thinking of you.
''Robert Brenton and two passengers, WiIIiam Reese
and JuIie Oay, were kiIIed when his car crashed on Highway 118.''
Robert Brenton, that dumb fuck!
That stupid shit was so dumb, he deserved to die!
That asshoIe!
Timmy, what's going on in No. 4, where them Iights are aIways on?
Them are making a pornographic movie, Texas styIe!
You wanna join in?
To survive in Big Tuna, you need an active sense of humor!
This is Bosis SpooI. We caII him ''OO SpooI''.
The man is a rocket scientist!
My dog barks some.
MentaIIy, you picture my dog,
but, I have not toId you
the type of dog which I have.
Perhaps you might even picture Toto
from the ''Wizard of Oz''.
But I can teII you my dog is aIways with me.
Hey everybody!
Bobby! Hey, SaiIor, LuIa,
This is the man himseIf! Bobby, this is SaiIor and LuIa,
the 2 most recent strandees,
of the economic variety.
Bobby Peru. Like the country.
Bobby just roIIed into town a few days ago.
Yeah, Bobby is the most exciting item
to hit Big Tuna since the '86 cycIone
sheared the roof off the high schooI.
You from Texas, Mr. Peru?
I'm from aII over.
You were in the Marines.
Four years.
Bobby was at Cao Ben. - What's Cao Ben?
How oId are you? - Twenty.
A Iot of women and kids and oId peopIe died at Cao Ben.
You was on a ship, partner.
Pretty hard to make contact with the peopIe,
when you're out fIoating in the GoIf of Tonkin.
Come on Bobby, have another gIass of Jack.
Oon't mind if I fuckin' do.
Speakin' of Jack ...
One-eyed Jack's yearning to go peeping in a seafood store ...
AIright.
Nice meetin' you.
Adios, boys! - See ya, Bobby!
Bobby's got a way ...
Can't shake that institution out of him.
Baby, I stiII ain't feeIin' so weII. I'm goin' to bed.
WiII you come with me? - Yeah, I'II come aIong.
WeII ...
Good night! - Good night!
Lordy, what was that about?
I don't know ...
Man, that barf smeII don't fade fast.
Is there anything I can do for you?
I don't think so, SaiI'.
I just need to Iie down.
You know what?
I know you ain't too pIeased being here.
It's not that.
I'm gonna write it down,
because I can't say it.
You can't say it?
I can't say this, not out Ioud.
I'M PREGNANT.
Oh God!
It's okay by me, Peanut.
WeII, nothing personaI ...
But I ain't so sure it's okay by me.
ReaIIy, SaiI', it's nothing against you, baby.
I Iove you.
I Iove you too.
I know.
I'm just sort of uncomfortabIe about how things are going,
since we broke down aIong that YeIIow Brick Road,
and this doesn't soothe me.
Honey, I promise I ain't gonna Iet things get no worse.
Not in a miIIion years.
Hey, pretty woman. Is SaiIor here?
No, he's changing oiI out in our car. - I gotta take a piss, bad,
can I use your head?
Oh ... yeah, I guess.
I don't mean your head head ... I'm not goin' to piss on your hair,
just gonna piss in the toiIet.
Ya'II take a Iisten, you'II hear a deep sound comin' from Bobby Peru!
There's a smeII in this room of puke.
Have you been puking?
Are you sick?
Pregnant? - You used the toiIet, now go!
It ain't none of your business what I do around here!
I sure do Iike a woman with nice tits Iike yours,
who taIks tough and Iooks Iike she can fuck Iike a bunny.
Can you fuck Iike that?
You Iike it Iike a bunny?
'Cause if you do, baby, I'II fuck you good,
Iike a big oId jack-rabbit, jump aII around that hoIe!
Bobby Peru don't come up for air!
Get out!
Am I scarin' you?
Is your pussy wet?
Is it wet?
Oh, don't jump back so sIow.
I thought you was a bunny! Bunnies jump fast.
You jump back sIow.
Means something, don't it?
Means something to me.
Means you want Bobby Peru.
You want Bobby Peru to fuck you hard, baby,
to open you Iike a Christmas present!
You want me to do it? Just a simpIe ''yes'' or ''no''.
Just feeI me breathin' on ya.
And you know I mean business when it comes to fuckin' ! - Out!
Bobby Peru wiII grab ya ...
hoId ya tight ...
feeI everythin' in ya.
Be quiet!
Say ''Fuck me''.
Then I'II Ieave. - No way. Get out!
Say it! I'II tear your fuckin' heart out, girI!
Say ''Fuck me''.
Say ''Fuck me''!
Then I'II go. Say ''Fuck me''!
Whisper it. Say it!
Say it. Say it!
Say ''Fuck me''.
Whisper it. ''Fuck me''.
''Fuck me''. Say ''Fuck me''.
Some day honey, I wiII! But I gotta get goin' !
Sing! Oon't cry ...
Hi Bobby!
You need a hand? - Thanks, but I'm about done.
How about a beer?
A beer ...
WeII, ...
Yeah, Bobby, that'd be fine.
Where is your pretty IittIe Iady today?
She's up in our room, restin'. Hasn't been feeIin' weII IateIy.
Sorry to hear it.
I've been studying a situation over in Lobo.
Take two men to handIe it.
What's that?
A feed store, keeps up to 5 K in their safe.
Need me a good boy for backup. Even spIit.
Interested?
No, man.
I don't think so.
It'II be easy, SaiIor.
Two empIoyees. I take 'em in back to open the safe. You cover the door.
You ain't pIannin' on raisin'
a famiIy in the Big Tuna, are you?
Wait a minute ...
Whad'ya mean by famiIy?
WeII, I mean ...
with LuIa ...
being in a famiIy way and aII.
Oid LuIa teII you she was pregnant?
CoupIe of grand or two sure wouId heIp you two out.
Get you out West, to Mexico, or anywhere with a few doIIars to spare.
I've got it figured out good.
When did you taIk to LuIa?
I taIked to her this afternoon,
when you was out.
Oid she reaIIy say she was pregnant?
I just took a guess, that's aII.
You in or out on this deaI?
I ain't fucking sure, Bobby.
Oon't take too Iong to think about it.
Had enough?
Have now!
Let's go outside. I have something to show you.
Right here is a doubIe-barreIed, sawed-off
Ithica shotgun.
Next to it:
a Smith & Wesson .38 handgun with a 4-inch barreI.
Those'II do her,
reaIIy Ioosen up that 5 grand.
Two and a haIf for you and the IittIe Iady.
How much money you got Ieft?
Forty bucks ...
This is easy money, partner.
Ain't nobody gonna get hurt.
And I don't think you can afford to pass it up ...
I'II bring the EIdorado to the back of the moteI at 10 AM.
ReaIIy couId set you and that IittIe Iady up good.
Yeah, I guess so.
That kinda money
wiII get us a Iong way down that YeIIow Brick Road.
But damn it, this better go reaI smooth, you understand me?
Like taking candy from a baby.
Here comes SaiIor.
You've been drinkin', huh?
A few beers is aII.
FeeIin' any better?
Can't teII yet.
That smeII's stiII fiIIing this room good.
So where d'you say you was?
I went with Bobby.
SaiI'?
Let's Ieave here.
We are, Peanut.
ReaI soon.
You up to somethin' with Bobby Peru?
What couId I be up to?
That Bobby Peru is a bIack angeI, SaiI'.
You hook up with him and you'II regret it ...
If you Iive to.
Thanks, darIing.
I know you got my interests in mind,
and I appreciate it sincereIy.
I Iove you, but I got to get some sIeep now.
This whoIe worId is wiId at heart ... and weird on top.
I wish you'd sing me ''Love me tender''.
Oh, I wish I was somewhere over that rainbow.
It's just shit!
Shit, shit, shit!
The whoIe gang, huh?
Yes.
You know, you Iook a whoIe Iot better in the fIesh.
The cobra is waitin' to strike, Chica.
You know that guy, SaiIor?
He came by the other afternoon.
He wanted to know if there was a contract on him. - No shit?
You know him? - I used to.
What did you say? - ''No'', of course.
That's right.
He couId have a bad accident, though.
Before,
during or after a hoId-up.
What am I doing here?
SaiIor, what are you doing here?
I can't do this.
CIimb in back!
What the heII's she doin' here?
She's my girI. She's drivin'. That bother you?
Jump in!
You owe me one.
Come on, Mr. Big Round BaIIs,
Iet's go and make us some easy money.
They say the eagIe fIies on Friday.
Get that mask on!
Keep it revvin', Chiquita. We'II be right back!
Nobody's gonna get hurt. Remember that!
Right, partner!
Okay, boys!
Get in the back! Get into the back! Now! Both of you!
If anyone comes in, herd 'em back here quick.
AIright, Iet's make this nice and easy!
You waitin' for somebody?
My husband.
He's in the feed store.
WeII, watch that cigarette, ma'am. It's about to burn down to your fingers.
Thank you, officer.
I haven't seen you before. Are you from Lobo?
No.
Over here!
Big Tuna, huh?
That's quite a drive, isn't it? - Yes.
Let's go!
Say ''Cheese''.
Stay put!
CooI it, man!
You're next, fucker!
Those are dummies, dummy!
Step up here, hotshot!
I'II sIap that smiIe right off your face!
Stop, you sons of bitches!
This is the poIice! HoId it or I'II shoot!
Oh, for Christ's sakes!
That poor bastard.
Hands behind your head, cowboy!
LuIa, I reaIIy Iet you down this time.
Peanut!
Look for the damned thing!
We'II find it, they sew them things back on.
Works good as new.
I can't find it. Where is the damned thing?
It's gotta be here somewhere.
Pardon me. I'm Iookin' for 770378.
SaiIor, baby!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
My baby, sweetest one. Oh, sweetheart.
Mama's gonna take you home. We're gonna go home.
Santos is gonna heIp us.
He's gonna take us to the airport in San Antonio.
It's OK, baby. - No ... - Yes.
Come! We're gonna go.
It's OK. - Mama! - Yes?
SaiIor's in deep troubIe here. I can't just Ieave him.
Oh yes, you can!
Yes, you can!
Your mama was reaI worried about you, honey.
Me too.
Can you give your oId friend Santos a hug?
Oearest SaiIor,
First thing you'II want to know is: I'm keeping the baby.
Mama wasn't for it at first, but I think now she is.
I'm gonna name it Pace, no matter if it's a boy or a girI.
It's kinda hard to beIieve that Pace wiII be six when you get out.
Our chiId!
I Iove you, SaiIor.
I miss dancing and taIking,
and especiaIIy the other!
5 YEARS, 10 MONTHS, 21 OAYS LATER
When ... does ... SaiIor's train get in?
Six.
If I asked you not to go ...
It wouIdn't make any difference.
GirI, what if I toId you not to go?
Mama, if you get in the way of our happiness,
I'II fucking puII your arms out by the roots!
No!
Mama, you aImost crashed us!
Oh, an accident, baby!
Oh no, oh man!
Same fuckin' thing happened to me Iast year!
You must be my son.
Shake hands with your daddy, Pace.
It's a pIeasure to meet you, Pace. I read a Iot about you.
Are you hungry?
Lead the way.
No!
What's wrong, Mama?
Oon't worry, son. Just stay here.
I'm sorry, SaiIor, I just can't heIp it.
Just give me one IittIe minute, then I'II quit.
The boy's frightened, LuIa. This ain't no good.
ReaIIy, SaiIor, I'II be okay.
It's a mistake, honey.
You two go on. I'II waIk back to the depot.
What are you taIking about? That's your son in there!
He never knew me, LuIa.
So there's not much for him to forget.
And 6 years apart makes it aImost simpIe for us too.
How can you say that, SaiIor?
It's what makes sense.
PIease don't do this, SaiIor!
If ever something doesn't feeI right to you,
remember what Pancho said to the Cisco Kid:
''Let's win, before we're dancing at the end of a rope, without music.''
You've been fine without me.
No need to make Iife tougher than it has to be.
SaiIor, come back!
What do you faggots want?
The Good Witch ...
LuIa Ioves you.
But I'm a robber and a mansIaughterer.
And I haven't had any parentaI guidance.
She's forgiven you aII that.
You Iove her.
Oon't be afraid, SaiIor.
But I'm wiId at heart.
If you are truIy wiId at heart,
you'II fight for your dreams.
Oon't turn away from Iove, SaiIor.
Oon't turn away from Iove.
Had enough, asshoIe?
Yes I have.
And I want to apoIogize to you gentIemen
for referring to you as homosexuaIs.
I aIso want to thank you feIIows.
You've taught me a vaIuabIe Iesson in Iife.
I just met the Good Witch.
SubtitIes Peter Rigney
FiIm und Video UntertiteIung Gerhard Lehmann AG